o mah god

ok, so i've been, let's say, busy
and not looking at the meef.
you people are magickally delicious.
the shit has been bananas here, so i didn't have the time.
and i don't believe it.
not possible.
i even made myself drink to make sure i have an excuse to be wrong.

i still think the incidental/accidental meta talk is funnier.

a good skeptic couldn't believe you.
because that would be insane.
the pressure to conform says i imagined everything.
yet computers don't lie.
hmmm, a quandry.

all these dots are making me dizzy and i should be having my period.

as your were.
you're freaking people out.
that's my job.
but not anymore.

i can see my reflection but i'm still a vamp.
i don't go in unless invited.
so far, not invited.
but i do love the garlic.
thins the blood, like alcohol.
ok, not literally.
but it's good for you.

i was too busy
had other concerns
living real life drama
and, yes, it did burn
i'm no one
and no body
and nothing to care
i'm not a part
and no one should dare
i'm no more imoprt
that a sassy retort
and if you think you're funny
they you should go blort

i never did ask
so there's no need to answer
let's go for the good
not another disaster

i do love you all
in the general way
but specific ally
well, i never did say

do as you want
and do as you must
but helping me out
is a natural bust

i'm no one and nothing
and not worth the bother
if you want to help out
give a geezer a dollar

"help the aged"