you're so vain

you probably thought that text was about you
kee-rist
i don't even have time to read stuff i want to read
why would i be the all knowing all seeing all dancing space monkey who knows all about your life?
no, i wasn't talking about:
your site
your relationships
your problems
your issues
or any thing else of yours

pardon me, do i know you?
can i touch you?
did i even know you still existed?
did i ever know you existed?
did i care?
do i care?

just because you felt all touchy about criticism the other day
because almost everyone did
doesn't mean
jack

i don't care:
who "you are" or how much money you have
how "important" you are or think you are
how "popular" you feel and how much "power" you have
i am beneath you and your concern
i am above you and your 'sphere

i don't care and i'll do it in sign language for the deaf.

thanks for trying to fuck with me
sorry i don't feel like returing the favor

i think gifts should be unconditional
because i'm a freak like that and crazy

deal with your own problems
before you decide you're gonna save your world, k?
or invade anything