break down in public

etiquette fails again!
frog march!
"thhye outer most fork is used for the fish course if none has been provided
look for tongs or any odd utensil lying about your place setting
sometimes that odd hook is for working the shell"

replace celeb names with meefs
replace music with posts
don't read the linked article unless you need a literal primer on
"what the young people are listening to"

"Did you know there are words in that music?"
"--well, i never. in my day we had honks and whistles."
"People think they're too dark."
"--for who, ray charles? he's blind and dead. maybe they listen to that crap because they don't know there is better crap. when mtv is radio for the stranded, see what happens?
i suggest not watching tv with your kids either unless you are a big fan of vomit."
i blame the wealth of country and christian stations
and the breakdown of radio
meanwhile
can anyone say SHILL?