for all the animals--

--but especially the cloven footed, the feline, and simian
yes, you are all part of your own nanowrimo novel
yes, you can have your slash and eat it too
yes, you rhmbs will also possibly have an explanation via nanowrimo
yes, parts of projects in progress may be newly written and published
no, nothing in process will be posted due to contract
yes, things may be "reinvented" just for you
no, no current or finished writing will be used

no, there is no KayCee or the sexshinebland
no, don't know 'em
don't want to

yes, i do know them but they don't know me

yes, we have a "relationship" of sorts